A NEW HOME FOR JESS ( CUSHIE FLY )

Jess

Jess

Monday, 7 August 2017

Uh oh i'm in trouble

Hello Hoomans & Woffies

I seem to have got myself in trubble and my hooman parwents not happy 

I have gotten a bit more confidentry as i am getting to know my hooman mummy and daddy
so i decide to be a ikkle norty

I first decided it good to wake hoomans up in the nights time so i can go play daddy, got cross (hehehe)

i then fort i would dig a hole in mummy hoomans gardy and bery a toy in the hole, mommy got cross 
(hehehe)

then i destroy a wabbit that mommy kept flowers in was great fun shwedding it all in the gardin and i pulled the pump out of mommys water fountain, mommy very cross 
(hehehe)
but mummy did say it was norty as it may have hurt me if it worked but it don't so i is ok.

today i ate the leg off a furry wabbit but i didn't like that so i had to eat gwass to make me sicked it up so then i decide i would find some cat poo to roll in that was weally good as it was everso pongy 
but mommy washed me and had to wash my collar so mommy cross again 
(hehehe) 

I am going now for a sleep which is my favowit fing to do 
then see what nortyness i can get up to

will let you no soon what i dunded x

R.I.P wabbit (snigger)



NO MORE FOUNTAIN (Hehehe)

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